A month ago on a Sunday Braden was teasing Kelsey that he saw her underpants and knew what color they were. Kelsey replied by saying everyone knows what color her underwear is because it was Sunday. The reason we all would know because on Sundays she wears white underpants because white is pure. Just in case you were wondering a couple of Sundays after that statement more underwear talk was going on. The elastic waistband was above her pant line which was what was causing the talk between her and Braden. I pointed out that she wasn't wearing white underwear and it was Sunday. I guess she forgot about the purity thing.
Tonight was the best. Kelsey asked Brian what happens when you eat boogers. He responded with something about why do you ask that? Have you picked your nose recently? Knowing Kelsey I chimed in saying "recently as in sometime this last month". Kelsey giggles. Brian asked her if this was true and if she has eaten her boogers recently. I comment again about "recently as in sometime this past month." She giggles more and while laughing says "I didn't want to get up and get a tissue." Brian is totally disgusted and tells her as much which only makes her laugh more. In her giggly voice she says "What? It's fun. It's kind of like a game, when you stick your finger up there and try to reach for them and they move all around..." More laughing and giggling.
That was not the start of the evenings silliness. Before the boogers conversation I was playing on the ipad with Kelsey sitting next to me. I turned to ask Brian a question because he had sat down on the opposite couch. I look up and there he is wearing Kelsey's junior jazz jersey that has been out since Saturday. He had removed his own shirt to help it fit better. He put it on to tease her about not wanting it or caring about it. I died laughing. Kelsey began screaming. She said that was gross and there was probably hair in it now. Brian replied with a yes there probably is and pulled it down a bit to show some chest hair. She screamed some more and said there is probably boogers on the jersey too because he has been sick. She claimed it was going to have to be washed a thousand times. Macy then walks in and exclaims "oh my gosh! You look like a ..." Kelsey finishes her sentence with "a weirdo". The scene was epic. Of course it was followed with the booger conversation. At least Brian had put back on his own shirt otherwise I might have wet myself.
9 years ago